The Beer & Cheese Project

cellar deep dive

can this be good?

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this can't possibly be good, right?

1982 hunter river valley pinot noir, 3+ inches of head space

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Tasteeeeee

Omfg it's on

Grey market yummies

Borough market double gloucester & lagunitas little sumpin' wild ale

Craggy

Waxy but good

Not bad for shrink-wrapped grocery store action. Single gloucester is for pussies btw.

Boner alert

My favorite brewery

Petey?

Superdope

Hops + funk = TLA. Kind of a belgian ipa type thing.

suntory time

something about sailboats and lattitude

konichiwa

hai!

besnier petite basque and rogue white Crane bitter ale

crisp export rogue with a sharp, parm-y cheese. good shit

cool rind

no cheese, just my new favorite beer

zomg good. stillwater artisanal "American farmhouse ale ". yellow and fizzy. Belgian but not TOO Belgian.

Uniekaas gouda parrano & Rogue red fox amber ale

Whoa elizabeth, this is the big one!

For export to japan - cool

Lamont you big dummy!

Grassy, caramely, lipasey, gooood

BCP#9: Bavarian Romadur and Green Flash Hop Head Red Ale

I bought the cheese because it looked unusual and had an interesting name:

 

When I unwrapped it the first thing I noticed was the strong smell. Seriously limburgerish. In the wrapper it looked like it had no rind, but once unwrapped I could see a little wispy white rind. The flavor is strong and different. Very sour, and also has a bite like strong mustard. And sharp white wine.

I bought the beer because I love Green Flash IPA and I am a sucker for anything with "hop" in the name.

It's solid, like their IPA. I'd like to try them side-by-side as I bet they are pretty similar. Anyhoo this one doesn't disappoint on the hops bitchblast. And it's red, as advertised:

Together: Not bad. The bitterness kind of piles up, but there is enough malty syrupiness in the beer to tame it. Although I appreciate the cheese, I don't really love it, and probably won't buy it again any time soon. After I try ever other cheese in the world I would try this one again however (unlike, say, mimolette, which tastes like salted wax). The beer is right up my alley and I would drink it again anytime.

BCP#8: Swiss Försterkäse and Harviestoun Ola Dubh Special 12 Reserve Ale

cheese: This is a soft Swiss cow's milk cheese, washed in white wine and wrapped in fir bark. (It's also called Bergfichte, which according to teh googelz means "mountain spruce." Cool story, bro.) The Kitchn has an awesome descriptive page on it here. When I unwrapped it it was stanky as hell. Including a hint of ammonia - uh oh, stored too long by the grocery store probably. The outer edge of the paste was brown from the bark, which was unusual:

The rind was pink and gritty so I cut it off. Get a load of this bark though huh?:

Holy shit, that does not look like food. The part I did eat was soft and creamy although not as gooey as some of the pictures I've found. I assume the grocery store I bought it at abused the crap out of it. The flavor is gamy, meaty, and piney. Which makes sense as it's covered in fir bark. There is a bitterness to it. Not a beginner cheese, but not bad by any means. At $35/pound though I don't think I'll be sprinting out to buy more.

The beer:

I've been dying to open this Scottish bitchblaster for awhile because it looks cool. It's got one of the coolest brewery logos ever, which would make an awesome tattoo:

What up, mouse with attitude?! Hands on hips - you must mean business.

It's not a very "beery" beer. Very lightly carbonated, no satisfying hiss or fog when opened. No head on pouring, just some big bubbles from the turbulence of the pour. Eventually some little bubbles show up but you can't really feel them on the tongue:

Sorry for the amateur night camera focus.

The beer comes with a little pamphlet on a string (always a good sign you'll be paying upwards of $5 per serving), which states:

Ola Dubh (or "Black Oil") is so named because it is gloopy and viscous. This limited release has been matured in casks from Orkney's award-winning Highland Park distillery to add complementary whisky notes [super-hyper emphasis theirs] to what is already an amazing brew [hyperbole theirs]. It is chocolatey with a roasty, bittersweet aftertaste.

I pretty much agree with this, especially the gloopy part. It was an interesting experience but it is not what I am used to. It tastes a lot like whisky, and I really miss the bubbles. But I give them props for swinging for the fences. Note: the beer is not aged for 12 years, it is aged in casks that were used to age Highland Park whisky for 12 years.

The pairing:

It wasn't a trainwreck, but I can't say it was a love connection either. They kind of get in each other's way. I guess not really loving either component doesn't help me love the pairing. Oh well. I caught a pretty neat buzz from the 8% "beer."